Teapees

Had another run-in with two psychotic females last night. Can't say it was fun, but at the very least it was interesting, if a tad disturbing.

We'll call crazy cunt #1 Tee, and crazy cunt #2 Pee, for the sake of convenience here aye? Alright, story time. See, this individual we have designated the name Tee to instigated a goddamn stupid fight with me like two, three weeks ago, and got a hearty slap back in the face for just being a stupid, vindictive, spiteful bitch trying to pick a fight for no fucking reason aside from having a screw loose in the head.

For those who've seen her and are doubtful that such a (questionably) sweet-looking li'l thing's just plain mentally imbalanced... Well, this one has a penchant for getting knocked up in order to entrap men into staying with and hopefully, marrying her (true story, same shit's happened with a few unfortunate idiots - plan major phail it seems, considering she's not hearing them wedding bells yet, boo hoo hoo). Apparently life's all about tying down a man and getting hitched. And that after making quite the reputation for herself at a certain university for being quite the wanton whore (first time I saw her, someone casually said, "Oh that one, percuma to everyone one."). Sheer genius mentality.

So last night, Pee (very apt name for this one, methinks), who happens to be Tee's more screwed-up-in-the-head Muslim sister (not that I've a bone against the religion, but converting and then acting contrary to religious teachings is just fucking lame), confronted me despite me not feeling particularly in the mood for more shit from these nutsos. Tried to just walk away, but she attempted the infantile hair-yanking bullshit. Very, very ladylike. Nice.

Later on, after sending a friend home, guess who shows up at said friend's residence? No prizes for getting this one right. The crazy duo strikes! They do the hysterical ballistic female thing, and then proceed on to sheer violence on everyone present - blood was everywhere, and at one point Tee had to be dragged out, screaming and kicking and flailing on the floor like a spoilt child that mummy didn't want to give sweeties to. While Pee alternated between giving the evil eye and attempting to inflict grievous bodily harm on all at the same time. To cut a long, painful story short, the police and residence guards had to be called in order to vacate those mad, mad women.

Edit: Hmm. Just remembered something. Just to illustrate how seriously fucked up things were, watch this video - probably the best reproduction of Tee's I-am-crazy-spoilt-brat act:



Imagine that kid. But female. And one in her mid-twenties. With an equally fucked-up accomplice attacking everyone in a remarkable impression of a dog with rabies. Yeap. You probably get the picture now. Very pretty sight, no?

I thought I was a little mental, these crazies put me to shame, LOL. You guys want a trophy for that?

And there I was, pitying these two. Figured a shitty upbringing and/or life circumstances made them the way they are. Apparently that's misplaced sympathy. One's cuckoo and the other's just a fucking waste of oxygen. Their parents must be so proud of them, being this way.

Come think of it, all that shit would be really hilarious, bar all the physical damage. Escorted out by irate policemen and security guards... after the whole clawing, howling cat act and the screaming on floor scene. Where's your fucking dignity, you bloody idiots? Fucking disgrace to the fairer sex.

Oh, and rather ironically, teapees just happens to be American slang for toilet paper. A pretty suitable term, if you think about it. But not the nice clean indispensable stuff you gladly praise heaven for when you realise your toilet's well-stocked with them - more like the crap-covered used papers that nobody will touch with a ten-foot pole, sewage guy aside.

You two should just go play in traffic, you dumb cunts. What a way to show the world that you both are just fucking psychos.

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